Featherspy (featherspy) wrote in nerds_ahoy,

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[ Basics ]
What is your name?

Dim strMember as Christine
Where do you rest your head?
The fine village of Nyack in New York
How old is your liver?
What is your gender?
How would you define your self?
n. 1.) Gamer chick
2.) Beat-stick
3.) Big Mama
4.) Reluctant artist
5.) College bound
Significant other?
other what?
What is your shoe size?
38C. I mean 8 and a half... -_-()

[ Favorites ]
Pink. But not soft pink or pastel pink. Like, obnoxious, raping your eyes pink.
Bands? Orange Range. Flogging Molly. Is/was Frank Sinatra a band?
Movies? Braveheart. Blind Swordsman Zatoichi. Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Ghostbusters both I and II
Television Programs? Err, Naruto. Viva La Bam. Home Movies.Futurama. SVU Special Victims Unit!!
Books? You actually want me to list this? Well, ok The Secret Garden by Francis Hodgeson Burnett. I'm also currently reading Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and I'm enjoying it, so I guess I'll stick Interview With The Vampire on there too.
Video game?Oooh hard one. Gonna go with Fire Emblem, or if not that then Phantom Brave.
Cereal? Honey Bunches of Oats
Instrument? Either the banjo or the mandolin :D (I've always wanted to learn to play the lute too though...)
Board game? Battleship - but it has to be the really obnoxious talking kind though. "Peeeeeeeeeew - burrrshh!"
Pet? Have to go with cat.
Song? The Lighthouse's Tale by Nickle Creek
Quote? "No dame can take the place of two Aces back to back."- Sky Masterson played by a young (and very handsom) Marlon Brando in Guys in Dolls
Food? Beef jerky, original style
Beverage? Blackberry Iced Tea
Condiment? Worstchester Sause

[ In-depth ]

Convince us of your nerdly heritage:

I was that kid in 1st grade who always had their hand up.
I was that kid in 2nd grade who played with an erector set instead of barbies.
I was that kid in 3rd grade who kept so many books stashed in my desk, that everytime the teacher took one away, I could always pull out another.
I was that kid in 4th grade who had a Spice Girls lunch box.
I was that kid in 5th grade who had a birthday party and invited all the kids in 5th grade and had only 5 show up.
I was that kid in 6th grade who had the level 100 Charizard that you got from that glitch off Cinnabar Island and got mad when your MewTwo kicked my ass.
I was that kid in 7th grade who heard that they offered a C++ class in the high school and wanted to go there immediately.
I was that kid in 8th grade who got a little certificate that declaired that I had not missed one day of school in 3 years (I still have that certificate).
I was that kid in 9th grade who spent my entire Winter Vacation playing Final Fantasy X because I wanted that mother fucking Onion Knight.
I was that kid in 10th grade who dressed up like Katie Bell and went to the book store on July 4th and waited up until 2 am to get Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, then read the whole thing in 21 hours straight.
I was that kid in 11th grade who cried when I didn't get into National Honor Society (then appealed and got myself into it thanks to blatant threats).
I am that kid in 12 grade who got all her college applications done before Thanksgiving, and still has a full class schedule during the second semester, because I like learning just that much.

I was borne by a petite blond republican who was disappointed to realize she had spawned a plump brunette child who disdained her dolls for books. The order I collected my Nerd-doms is thus:

Bookworm>Pokemon nerd>Harry Potter nerd>Anime nerd>Drama/theater nerd>Computer nerd>Gamer nerd>art nerd

I won't pretend to be a giant Simpsons fan, mainly because I'm usually still at school when the Simpsons is on, thanks to my position as President of the Drama Club and Tech Advisor for All The Uneducated Adults That Work In The Main School Office. I do like Futurama though, as I usually get to see that one on Adult Swim.

There's alot of stuff I'm not putting here, just because this has taken so long already -_-()

If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for?
Make the bad man go away...

What nerdly activities do you partake in?
Dungeons and Dragons
World of Darkness
Vampire the Masquerade
Flash animation
I student teach Visual Basic to 9th graders at my high school
I download anime off the internets
my Fark.com account is featherspy
I am the President of my high school Drama Club
I have been a member of Livejournal for nearly three years
I carry around a deck of Yugioh cards, a frog-shaped purse full of d4s, d6s, d8s, d10s, and d20s, and a bit of string in my bright pink trenchcoat at all times.

A Star Trek convention is coming to your town do you go?
Ok, I have to admit no, because, seriously, Star Trek nerds are kind of scary. My dad was a Star trek nerd.

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=?
Sub AnswerQuestion()
Select Case (4+4)
Case 1: That would be wrong
Case 2: Not quite
Case 3: Nope.
Case 4: That would be 4+0, not 4+4
Case 5: You aren't very good at this are you?
Case 6: C'mon, you aren't even trying!
Case 7: So close, you've burst into flames
Case 8: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Case 9: Okay, this is just overkill...
End Select
End Sub

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply?
Roll Sense Motive before I accept the item. If that seems ok, then I'll roll spot to get a better description of him.

Ok. He seems to be totally honest. He's offering me Vorpal Broadsword, sweet!...Then I get ambushed from behind because I botched my sense motive and listen checks. Dang. Does anyone have a blank character sheet?

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why?
Ok. If you mean like a video game convention, I'd have to go with XP-tan from Futaba Channel :D If it's a LARP or RPG gaming convention, I'd probably just throw on comformist gothic industrial wear like all the other nerds there.

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest:

I intend to challenge Iron Chef Chinese to a battle with Theme Ingredient of Potato, because since I am Irish I will kick his wimpy butt. Once I have conquered him, I will become a pop-culture icon in Japan, singing bubblegum songs about being a Westerner. Once I hold all of Japan under my sway with the secret hypnotic beats hidden in my music, we will rapid finish the task of getting a stranglehold on all Western Economies, then finally activate the secret machanism inside all Game Cubes which turn them into Killer Robot Cat-Girl School Girls who will then hold all people hostage until every world goverment surrenders to me. I shall then set up a new world order consisting of myself as President of All Relevant Things, And Anything I Feel Like Being President Of At The Time.

[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.

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MSPaint, bitches...
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I'm the one on the left. (Sketch of a VtM character, because i'm just the kind of nerd who sketches my characters)
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Yes, I'm still that charming.
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Me, playing, what else, the nerdy girl in my school musical Zombie Prom last year. Unfortunately, those are my real glasses, which really snapped that day, and really had to be taped together.
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And older picture (I was 15 then) from another school play.

[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

"There are three things I will not allow to enter my body: Drugs, Alcohol, and Penises" - Me on my personal abstinences.

"No, I'm not a lesbian." - Me, on the inevitable response to the above.

"Everything involves penises." - I play dungeons and dragons. I inevitably have to end all the "My sword is bigger than your sword" battles with "I have two Warhammers and Monkey Grip. I think that means my Penis is the biggest of all."

"If you can't pronounce a name, you can not make that your character's name." Me on my personal rules as a DM.


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