November 19th, 2005

phoenix by katekat1010

Hey nerds!

First, proof that google programmers have too much time on their hands:

Google in 1334! or google backward! Or for unofficial google, Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit to slang up any website. Personally? I like backward google...but you have to be able to both read backward and type that way too!

Next, *giggle*, check out this "e-business" by the name of "Huh?" and read all the links of their page.

I love some of their info about themselves. talk about customer service...Collapse )

And speaking of humorous businesses, there's a real one close to where I live called Matt's Hotdogs. I LOVE the signs they hang in their building, which include (very close versions of) the following:

Special! Buy 100 hot dogs and get a small drink with a lot of ice for half the price!

Do you like ketchup, pickles, and onions? Then buy a hot dog! Nature's perfect oral condiment delivery device.

Mission Statement - we were told that every business should have a mission statement to motivate employees, so here's ours: We will try really, really hard not to fall asleep on the job, though please understand that sometimes we're just really, really tired. But if we do fall asleep, we'll try our hardest to dream about giving the best customer service possible.

Finally, follow this link to trepkos's journal to find out which is hotter...heaven or hell?