Mayor Poopenmeyer (slow_vock) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
Mayor Poopenmeyer
slow_vock
nerds_ahoy

Such a long app. Please accept me.


[ Basics ]
What is your name? Daniel J. Dellacecca
Where do you rest your head? Mundelein, IL
How old is your liver? 23 years old, but it acts like it's 46
What is your gender? Male
How would you define your self? take one part punk rock, two parts nerdlinger, mix until thoroughly stoned.
Significant other? Ashley E. Bernard, a small girl of Cuban/Irish decent (she's nuts).
What is your shoe size?13

[ Favorites ]
Color? metallic blue or green
Bands? Screeching Weasel, Frank Zappa, Ween, etc...
Movies? The Holy Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Suicide Circle, Fight Club
Television Programs? Simpsons and the entire [adult swim] line-up.
Books? Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Video game? right now, Tekken 5. Of all time? either Chrono Trigger, FF6 or 7, or Legend of Zelda - Link to the Past
Cereal? Cinnamon (muh-fuckin) Toast Crunch
Instrument? Guitar, Drums (any percussion, really), or Violin
Board game? Ghettopoly
Pet? my cat, Dude
Song? gah...it depends on how I'm feeling
Quote? "And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late" - Ozzy/Black Sabbath
Food?Pizza, ribs, iced cream, candy
Beverage? Pepsi
Condiment? Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce

[ In-depth ]

Convince us of your nerdly heritage: Well, my nerd strengths come from a small, select few - BUT VERY POWERFUL - sources. My mind/brain retains very little useful information, but it is a Scrooge McDuck-esque money pit of pop-culture facts, and history. From music to television, I know when it was around, who was in it, and why it's so hilariously bad. ALSO, my video game skills are not to be effed with. Except in Tekken in which, though it is one of my favorite series, I was more of a Street Fighter guy in the arcades. Also, I'm on the internet 19 hours a day.

If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? Approx. $198,236,246,180.51. If I have to explain why, than you people are not humanoid.

What nerdly activities do you partake in? Daily gaming, comic reading, cartoon watching. I tell you, being a nerd became much easier when I became a stoner too.

A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? No, I'm not big on "the Trek", but I do understand its importance to everything sci-fi and kitschy/ironic.

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? See, this is where I lose ALL my nerd cred. I can't do math, and I'm also illiterate.

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? He says "would you like to see something strange and mystical?", so I ask him what it is. He tells me "It turns beavers into solid gold", so I punch his face in and steal his beaver-to-gold converter. Now I own 74 classically trained thespian beavers, who are also made of solid gold.

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? If I went, I'd dress as a ninja, because ninjas totally flip out and kill people all the time. One time, I saw a ninja level an entire city because some dude had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: Megalomania had been like a family tradition. My father, "Baron" Phillip Doom, was the son of the great supervillian, Dr. Doom. My older brother was pretty much the golden boy of the family, helping dad and grandpa with their schemes, rounding up hostages and victims, luring heroes into their traps and so on. Meanwhile, I was told to go out and get a real job, climb the evil ladder and so forth. Well I worked for 16 long years until I was finally able to buy myself an Infinity Gauntlet. Now that I have it, pretty much everyone on Earth is my slave.



[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.


[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. I'm the only nerd in my entire family. I try to hide my nerdiness behind long hair and a beard, but it always just shines through anyway. Also, one of my favorite movies is Revenge of the Nerds.

NERDLINGER!
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