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[ Basics ]
What is your name?
Marisa Sapienza
Where do you rest your head? My shoulder.
How old is your liver? Fourteen years and 10 months.
What is your gender? Femalien.
How would you define your self? Quite the oddball.
Significant other? Negative.
What is your shoe size? 9 in women's.

[ Favorites ]
Color?
Orange because it matches my hair.
Bands? Camp Kill Yourself, Green Day, Iron Maiden, Bon Jovi,Queens Of  The Stone Age, Blondie, Motley Crue, Controller.Controller, Foo Fighters, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jack Off Jill, Veruca Salt, and Death From Above 1979.
Movies? A Clockwork Orange, Black Christmas, SLC Punk, Clerks, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Cheats, Haggard, and Prom Night.
Television Programs? CSI (only the Las Vegas one, though), Degrassi, and America's Next Top Model.
Books? White Oleander, and A Clockwork Orange by far.
Video game? Tony hawk's Underground 2, and Yoshi's Story.
Cereal? Count Chocula
Instrument? I play bass guitar. =D
Board game? Candyland!
Pet? Sloths. They're just so goshdarn cute.
Song? 'White Rabbit' by Jefferson Starship at the moment.
Quote? "Live now. Die whenever. Fuck it." ~GG Allin
Food? New York Fries
Beverage? Sugar-water.
Condiment? Ketchup. I smother my food in it.

[ In-depth ]

Convince us of your nerdly heritage: 
Well, I learned to read at an incredibly early age. I had my first website at the tender age of 8, and that sparked my interest of HTML. Now I'm uhealthily obbssessed with it. I wore suspenders from age 3-10 while my pants were already too short for me. I stopped because I couldn't find the rainbow kind in my size anymore. Oh, and I love pocket protectors. And I mean I LOVE them.

If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? A bunch more wishes, of course.

What nerdly activities do you partake in? I'm a Girl Guide, I was in the Chess Club last year until the got rid of it, I take frequent nature hikes by myself, I'm in the Math Club, Debate Team, and my localk Church Youth Group. I sometimes volunteer at Peel Manor (Old folk's home)  to play bingo, too.

A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? No. I hate Star Trek. Hate hate hate. Star WARS on the other hand, I love.

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? 4 plus four equals a very very confused Paris Hilton.

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? It's a chocolate bar. I accept and thank him for the sweet, deadly chocolate that will most likely kill me. I later ditch it in a puddle.

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Hmm, probably Lara Croft 'cause she's all slutty and has pretty pigtails.

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: I express my plots better in poem-form.

It'll start in a bank,
As an innocent prank,
Then onto hiding in the snowbank,
Unless we get suck with a pointblank,
But if not we'll steal the Ankh,
And as you know the Ankh is the emblem of life,
We'll double the wildlife,
Then play the fife,
As a signal to strife,
And perhaps even knife,
The current leader's wife,
So the panic will be rife,
And we'll take over then,
While they're looking for zen,
We'll scream 'AMEN,
And be loved by all the townsmen,
And maybe even the statesmen,
And my face will be on every jar of honey,
All because I took their money.

[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

  • Oh my, I've just realized that I've been posting in my old LJ for a week. Damnit.
  • Jeez, I'm broke.
  • I need sleep.
  • My legs hurt like major bitches. (I fell under a bus last week)
  • My re-vamped userinfo makes me happy in the pants. :D

Nerdlinger.

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