You may call me Mistress Rebecca! (ameningyo) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
You may call me Mistress Rebecca!

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Helllooooooooo All!

[ Basics ]
What is your name? Rebecca Lynn Bowen, Queen of the Red Hot Swamis!!!
Where do you rest your head? In Portland, Oregon.
How old is your liver? Hmmm... probably about... 20? I think it keeps up pretty well with me.
What is your gender? Female.
How would you define your self? Hmmm... Well, I HAVE been called nerdy by many an invidual. I am a writer and a daydreamer with a flair of eccentricity and perhaps insanity. I find humor in almost everything that is random or seemingly 'silly' to others. I also love nachos.
Significant other? Yes, indeeeeeeed. Almost 5 years, she's not tired of me yet! ::gives her a prize:: I am also in love with one of my girlfriend's characters in her book, Arioch, Demon of Wrath (and general hotness) Keep yer hands off him, Kawaiipunkd!!! ::eyes her::
What is your shoe size? 9, because my feet are GINORMOUS!!!

[ Favorites ]
Color? Red and black (though black isn't technically a color, ah well)
Bands? Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Tenacious D, The Mars Volta, U2, A Perfect Circle, The Toadies, Daft Punk, The Aquabats and much, much more
Movies? Labrynth, The Last Unicorn, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter, The Triplets of Belleville, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Carribbean, The Emperor's New Groove, Napolean Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Television Programs? I don't watch a lot of tv, but I do enjoy CSI (mostly Las Vegas), the Simpsons, Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Books? Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, DragonLance
Video game? SILENT HIIIILLLLL!!! ::hugs games:: Also luv da RPGs, like Legend of Dragoon and Final Fantasy, o'course!
Cereal? Lucky Charms. And if they made a pirate cereal, I would eat it all the time. Perhaps I will invent it.
Instrument? Violin and fiddle
Board game? Trivial Pursuit, Cranium, Pictionary
Pet? A wolf, if I could have one. I also luv luv luv Siberian Huskies. ::squeezes:: OR- a platypus, because how many people have one of those?
Song? Mmmm, tough question... I love Closer by Nine Inch Nails, Eleven by Tool, Tribute by Tenacious D, the list goes on and on
Quote? "You just set me on fire, didn't you?"
Food? Passstttaaaaa. Also ice cream, in all it's many, glorious forms.
Beverage? Izze Sparkling Blackberry Soda
Condiment? CHEESE! (perhaps not really a condiment, but I enjoy it on many dishes!) If not acceptable, I choose soy sauce.

[ In-depth ]
Convince us of your nerdly heritage:My great grandfather helped invent the slide rule, which is kind of a nerdy mathmatical device. My great grandmother on my mom's side would wear galoshes all the time, just incase it rained. She would also call her grandkids "little bastards" in Polish. I have also worked long years nerdi-fying myself.

If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? The power to not feel ANY pain, because I am a big, whiney baby when I get hurt. I would also wish for the power to make delicious desserts with my MIND! ::wiggles fingers::

What nerdly activities do you partake in? Reading and writing (pretty much only fantasy), lots of video games, manga and anime, saying completely random things, making up lame jokes that I happen to find hilaaarious, though I know they are really lame, ummm... RPGs, making up songs, yelling at inanimate objects... though this last one might just be insanity.

A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? Yes, I would, but there would be a twist, to spice things up! I would get a large posse to dress up as characters from Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter and stage an elaborate "attack." When asked why, I will reply- "Klingons? No, no, those are Orcs and/or dementors!! I am helping, not hindering, take these handcuffs off at once!"

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? Lima bean. You see, everyone thinks that the answer is 2, or 8. Maybe even 16, but it's really lima bean. ::nods:: It's a little known fact, but it's true, trust me.

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something. What is it, and how do you reply? It is a giant squeaky hammer, with the power to cause mind control. He would hold it aloft and tell me of it's great power. I would say- "Really? Does it really work? Let me conk you one with it and THEN we'll see, Mr. Fancypants-Cloaked-Being-of-Mystery!" If he told me no, I would do it anyway.

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Hmmm... I might try to pull off a character from one of the Silent Hills, because I love those games probably too much. Or, I would use a character from my girlfriend Chandra's story, because it is good and full of attractive DEMONS and other sexalicious beings. OR- a female version of Irvine Kinneas!

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: I would wake up on that fateful morning, knowing this would be the day that the world would become MINE! ::clenches fist, cue intense music:: Donning my snazzy black outfit and cloak, I would traverse the stairs to my secret underground lair and come upon my army of super-intelligent sugar gliders (wearing, depending on the sugar glider's strengths, a magician or ninja outfit.) I would raise my arms and say- "Superior Army of Super Intelligent Sugar Gliders! Today we take Portland!!!!!" They would make their little sugar gliders noises of excitement/pure, unadultered evil, and I would use my psionic power to open all the cages, thus releasing my small furry fiends. They would fly to do my bidding, using their elite Australian-outback animal skillz to unleash a sugar-glider fury. They would quickly cow the masses and make sure all ice-cream facilities were open so that I could eat it whenever I wanted. And while they did their task, I would stand somewhere with a megaphone and laugh evviiilllyyy, because that's what a good conquerer would do.

[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
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[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.
If one knows that they are insane, are they truly crazy? Isn't the point to being insane not knowing that you are? Huh... that's a thinker...
I wish I had the power to become a mermaid.
Ah! A cornucopia of LOVE!

Nerdlinger: Duffman.... can't breathe!
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