Melanie (cha_mel_eon) wrote in nerds_ahoy,

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My body's too NERDALICIOUS for ya babe..

[ Basics ]
What is your name?
Melanie Kathryn King
Where do you rest your head? Manchester, England, Uk, Earth, The Milky Way
How old is your liver? 17 years and 8 days.. I don't know how long it has been in existance though because I don't know how long before the liver develops before birth :)
What is your gender? "I am the proud owner of a vagina"
How would you define your self? embraces inner child, extensive vocabulary, Jesus Freak, Eccentric, likes to outstep social boundaries against the will of friends ^_^
Significant other? Nopes :(
What is your shoe size? 7 uk.

[ Favorites ]
Black, although it isn't a colour.. rather a shade, but it goes with everything and is always chic. So yup, erm, purple!
Bands? .. Jeff Buckley, Muse, Radiohead, Franz Ferdinand, The Kaiser Chiefs, Garbage, Kasabian, The Cardigans, Pulp, Blur.. ooh and I like Classical music such as Saint Saens and J.S Bach.. and Daniel Bedingfield rocks too
Movies? Beetlejuice, Constantine, Hitch
Television Programs? I like Documentaries about society and lifestyle, and I like home improvent programs. Mmm paint.
Books? The Bible!!, Junk - Melvin Burgess, The Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime - Mark Haddon,
Video game? Tekken! Old school yo. and The Sims..
Cereal? I prefer cereal bars.. yummeh
Instrument? spoons.. but I can play guitar too.. :)
Board game? Scrabble.. did you know "pi" was a word??! Of course.. it's that 3.14 thing for a circle that looks like a table :)
Pet? A snake.. I'm scared of anything else! I'm scared of fish!
Song? at the moment "Why do you love me?" - by Garbage
Quote? "He who is without sin may cast the first stone" - is great for getting out of trouble :P
Food? Cheese and Pickle crisps are lurve, and Heinz Veg soup is sexxx :P
Beverage? breakfast tea with a sweetener and milk <3
Condiment? Hmm. Mint sauce :D

[ In-depth ]

Convince us of your nerdly heritage:
I was born of a motor cycling obsessed journalist and a team support officer.
As my dad sped of into the distance, my mother raised me with the help of a train driver with aspergers syndrome.

As a child I stupidly made friends with a girl who like to kiss worms, I thought this was a disgusting but interesting quirk.. the other kids didn't! We were doomed and some bigger kids made us kiss and pretend to have sex. We were then called Lesbians for the next 4 years.. and "WormGirls"

I then went to high school and it was the worst 5 years of my life. I sat on my own at lunch for 4 years making friends on and off. In the last year I bonded with some girls over gripe water and hatred for teachers.

I then became a christian which now means I am convinced by abstinence and now am part of a large church, where I made best friends with two people with similar pasts.

My main nerdly attributes are that I like finding {or making} new words, I am scared of hand dryers, toasters and washing machines, I am also scared of Goldfish, I also like making car lisencse plates into sentences and find sexual innuendo's really funny. I also think it's hilarious when someone says "Willy" XD

If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? A job ;_;

what nerdly activities do you partake in? I read the bible regularly, I pray every night, I have my own website, I spend a lot of time on the internet, I write poetry and I like to go to places that have willow trees,

A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? Yes, but only to see what it is like and to claim that I have!

Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? 16. it's a times symbol that has fallen over. x says: ouch!

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? A My Little Pony. I only got hand-me-down ponies when I was a little and he is trying to soothe my deprived childhood.

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Catwoman. Just because

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest:
In The Bible.. 1 Mel 6 : 15 - 18, it says Our God hath a dome shaped hat-eth which rules o'er the world. If thee hat-eth is removed-eth and put onto the head of a mere mortal, thine mortal then has all divine power
I am thus going to steal the hat, put it on my head and then issue my little ponies to everyone in the entire world which will then reclaim world peace.

[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
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A My Little Pony CAKE!!! can life get any better!?!

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This is me doing the hilarious deed that is swearing..

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me kissing my boyfriend, everyone says he is a dog ;~;

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See? That was me trying to be cool, and it failed.. horribly.

[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

I do not think. I am an android
*does the robot*

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