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My father taught me square roots when I was 5. Watching Disney's "The Three Caballeros" when I was 6 made me want to learn Spanish. When playing with dolls, each doll has a specific character. The first thing I did was provide Barbie with a mother figure. Up until I was 12, I played dolls with my little brother where Barbie had a sister Barb who was dating Archer from the movie "Small soldiers" while Barbie was dating Chip's good twin brother, Doug. Barb loved Archer because he had a good soul and never thought of his outer appearance.
When I was in kindergarten, I never felt like I fit in. I was always thinking differently than the other children, but I was shy and quiet so I didn't demonstrate alot of my mental ability outloud. One kid called me four-eyes and I laughed the next year because he needed glasses and I appreciate irony. I still have glasses because I don't want to poke myself in the eye every morning with contacts and people have never seen me without my glasses.
I had a crush on Steve Urkle for the longest time and was angry when he tried to look cooler. Felt the same way about Billy the blue ranger and I got so mad when he got contacts and started making sense to other people(that TRAITOR!!!).
I've always wanted a pocket protector and I had an affinity for office supplies including my collection on letter openers. I prize my Excalibur letter opener which I ordered from a Medieval Replica magazine. It was my dream to order one of the dresses from that magazine and go to prom with a guy dressed in a suit of armor.
My ideal wedding involves ewalks(sorry for any misspelling) as the bridesmaids and storm troopers as the grooms men and Chubaka as the best man. Darth Vader would be the priest and we would say my favorite line from The Princess Bride "Wove, twue wove..." Darth Maul would make random grunting in the back of the ceremony. There's more to the plan, but I've said too much already.
I know everything about Greek Mythology. When I was younger people called me Mrs. Dictionary. I used to respond, "Call me Mrs. Encyclopedia. It has better pictures and references." Along the same lines, I enjoy everything dealing with science and mathematics. I plan to go it's a field of either genetics or chemistry. I referred to myself as Spock in an English paper which asked up to describe our cognitive learning style. I got an A on that paper and every other paper in that class. I've taught my own Chemistry and Biology classes because the teacher asked me to. I've taken more credits of Calc in high school than I need to. And... that's all the info I'll give right now, cuz I've probably bored you with this.
Upon my joining of the League of Justice under the alias of Cat Ma'am, my sidekick (creatively enough named Sidekick and yes this person exists) and I appear to assist the group of heroes. Unknown to them, we have introduced a series of subliminal messages into the mainstream media through cat food commercials and the like. Signs that flash "Eat at Joe's" also emit this subliminal message which translates to people flocking to Starbuck's to get a "cup of Joe." These zombie like masses provide vast amounts of money that increase the value of my Starbuck's stocks to amounts of untold numbers. After the coffee has been depleted, the message changes to "eat a Sloppy Joe" which corners the beef market causing a shortage. This is when the plan gets sinister for then the message changes to "eat a Joe" and a reign of cannibalism masses upon the public until mankind's numbers are at a controllable amount. With the world as zombies, Sidekick and myself are left to rule over mankind.
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(Yes, those are my real muscles. I'm not a weak nerd.)
Sorry, if those don't come up. Lack of my own website is limiting...
[ Your thoughts ]
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