Anne E. Nigma (daft_dreamer) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
Anne E. Nigma
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A new frontier:

Hello. Curious to see how my nerdy habits hold up in a questionnaire. Answers may seem sarcastic, but they'll be truthful.

[Application]
[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? Kristin Nicole Johnson
  • Where do you rest your head? hopefully a pillow
  • How old is your liver? as old as my body; 18 and alcohol free
  • What is your gender? Female
  • How would you define your self? Spock if he developed Sarak's emotion disorder
  • Significant other? only if you count Billy the blue ranger
  • What is your shoe size? 11 (and I won the girl's shoe size contest at the family reunion last year)

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? blue, though I enjoy pink because it annoys people
  • Bands? Daft Punk, Christopher Frank, the people that composed all the music for my favorite animes and video games
  • Movies? The Joy Luck Club, Gundam Wing Endless Waltz, Rurouni Kenshin Seisohen, Dragonheart, First Knight, Da, The King and I
  • Television Programs? Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Stargate SG-1, Sliders, Star Trek (DS9, TNG, original, Enterprise, Voyager), Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, West Wing, Inside the Actors Studio
  • Books? Harry Potter, Animorphs, Psychic Living, Secret of Dragonhome, Of Two Minds
  • Video game? Space Channel 5, Sims, Tetris
  • Cereal? Smart Start
  • Instrument? recorder
  • Board game? monopoly (the pokemon edition)
  • Pet? my cat, Buster, but... it's hard for me to talk about
  • Song? Just Communication from Gundam Wing
  • Quote? "Always expect failure so you're pleasantly surprised with success."-Benjamin Franklin
  • Food? fried chicken (enough that people make "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes about it...
  • Beverage? Dasani lemon flavored water (NO CALORIES IS SO COOL!!!)
  • Condiment? A1 steak sauce
    [ In-depth ]

  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage:

    My father taught me square roots when I was 5. Watching Disney's "The Three Caballeros" when I was 6 made me want to learn Spanish. When playing with dolls, each doll has a specific character. The first thing I did was provide Barbie with a mother figure. Up until I was 12, I played dolls with my little brother where Barbie had a sister Barb who was dating Archer from the movie "Small soldiers" while Barbie was dating Chip's good twin brother, Doug. Barb loved Archer because he had a good soul and never thought of his outer appearance.

    When I was in kindergarten, I never felt like I fit in. I was always thinking differently than the other children, but I was shy and quiet so I didn't demonstrate alot of my mental ability outloud. One kid called me four-eyes and I laughed the next year because he needed glasses and I appreciate irony. I still have glasses because I don't want to poke myself in the eye every morning with contacts and people have never seen me without my glasses.

    I had a crush on Steve Urkle for the longest time and was angry when he tried to look cooler. Felt the same way about Billy the blue ranger and I got so mad when he got contacts and started making sense to other people(that TRAITOR!!!).

    I've always wanted a pocket protector and I had an affinity for office supplies including my collection on letter openers. I prize my Excalibur letter opener which I ordered from a Medieval Replica magazine. It was my dream to order one of the dresses from that magazine and go to prom with a guy dressed in a suit of armor.

    My ideal wedding involves ewalks(sorry for any misspelling) as the bridesmaids and storm troopers as the grooms men and Chubaka as the best man. Darth Vader would be the priest and we would say my favorite line from The Princess Bride "Wove, twue wove..." Darth Maul would make random grunting in the back of the ceremony. There's more to the plan, but I've said too much already.

    I know everything about Greek Mythology. When I was younger people called me Mrs. Dictionary. I used to respond, "Call me Mrs. Encyclopedia. It has better pictures and references." Along the same lines, I enjoy everything dealing with science and mathematics. I plan to go it's a field of either genetics or chemistry. I referred to myself as Spock in an English paper which asked up to describe our cognitive learning style. I got an A on that paper and every other paper in that class. I've taught my own Chemistry and Biology classes because the teacher asked me to. I've taken more credits of Calc in high school than I need to. And... that's all the info I'll give right now, cuz I've probably bored you with this.

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? That I could mind meld.

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? Math League testing after school, Science Olympiad, Physics Olympics, discussion of philosophical meanings behind my favorite anime shows and various episodes of Star Trek with friends

  • A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? HECK YA!!! I have the Bajoran earring ready!!!

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? Take the factorial of 4, multiply it by 2, divide it by 6 then multiply it by the natural log of e and the square root of of the quantity 6 over 3 factorial.

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? In real life, I'm not stupid enough to walk down a dark alley. In my mind, the man would be my conscience offering the glowing hope of goodwill. I would take it into my heart and smile with a silent nod.

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Ulala because I want an excuse to wear high 70's style boots.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: Normally, I'd already have one prepared.

    Upon my joining of the League of Justice under the alias of Cat Ma'am, my sidekick (creatively enough named Sidekick and yes this person exists) and I appear to assist the group of heroes. Unknown to them, we have introduced a series of subliminal messages into the mainstream media through cat food commercials and the like. Signs that flash "Eat at Joe's" also emit this subliminal message which translates to people flocking to Starbuck's to get a "cup of Joe." These zombie like masses provide vast amounts of money that increase the value of my Starbuck's stocks to amounts of untold numbers. After the coffee has been depleted, the message changes to "eat a Sloppy Joe" which corners the beef market causing a shortage. This is when the plan gets sinister for then the message changes to "eat a Joe" and a reign of cannibalism masses upon the public until mankind's numbers are at a controllable amount. With the world as zombies, Sidekick and myself are left to rule over mankind.



    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage. I don't have a website to host any images so I can't post that way, but I luckily have another journal account. Look at my pictures at these links:

    http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11490527&imageID=79347597&Mytoken=20050329220942

    http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11490527&imageID=79409454&Mytoken=20050329220942
    (Yes, those are my real muscles. I'm not a weak nerd.)

    Sorry, if those don't come up. Lack of my own website is limiting...

    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

    If the Ferangi empire is thriving, how can we say the Rules of Acquisition are wrong?
    My dad ranked higher than me on a nerd quiz and it hurt my feelings.
    I want to create a light saber set on stun. Can anyone help me with the blueprints?
    Are wormholes a possible way to travel through time and space? How far off is Stargate SG-1 from the truth?
    What did that Klingon just say about my momma?

    Nerdlinger
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