Official Stalker of the FIRE NATION!!1! (robowolf) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
Official Stalker of the FIRE NATION!!1!

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Application of doooom!

[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? Elizabeth Catherine Lopardo, AKA Fiona, AKA Hadisia, AKA the Forensic Ninja, AKA...
  • Where do you rest your head? My neck, until I got bored with it and placed my head on a stump
  • How old is your liver? Aaaaalmost 18
  • What is your gender? Female ("Oh no, girls! Our empire is ruined!" MST, Angels Revenge)
  • How would you define your self? Merriam-Websters or American Heritage?
  • Significant other? Yes, my schmoofy-doofy-loofy pie, Lauren
  • What is your shoe size? I don't know, my mother buys all my clothes

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? Dark green
  • Bands? The Who, assorted J-pop artists
  • Movies? Dogma, anything MSTed, the original Star Wars (although Episode 3 is looking mighty awesome), hopefully the HG2G will be good, Monty Python movies
  • Television Programs? MST3K, M*A*S*H, Law and Order, The Simpsons, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, various anime, Monty Python
  • Books? Harry Potter series, HG2G, Discworld series, Good Omens, most any sort of Japanese language book, such as verb or slang dictionaries...(Kodansha's are some of the best!), various manga (both translated and original Japanese), America: The Book
  • Video game? Final Fantasy series, Sims2 and Sims2: University
  • Cereal? Cheerios - NOT the honeynuts kind
  • Instrument? Of torture? Of doom? Medical? Specify, people, specify!
  • Board game? Trivial Pursuit (Star Wars)
  • Pet? Cats. Ours is so affectionate!
  • Song? ...too many. Possibly "Baba O'Riley," "Suicide is Painless," "Zankoku na Tenshi no Thesis" (Shin Seiki Evangelion) or "I Can Fly" (Gensoumaden Saiyuuki song). Oh, and of course, the Star Wars theme song and Darth Vader's theme, both of which I have on CD.
  • Quote? Just one? My stash of MST quotes"Grooming is between you and the Lord God." (From the MST of a short on, of all things, grooming)
  • Food? Anything milk chocolate.
  • Beverage? Chocolate milk.
  • Condiment? Condiments are for the weak!

    [ In-depth ]
  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage: I am a Japanese nerd. My father before me was a history nerd. His father before him was an engineering nerd. His father before him was a shoemaker, because my great-grandfather was a poor Italian immigrant with eleven kids to feed. The other women in my family have escaped this nerd gene, and are more interested in running the world in more direct ways...

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? A magic ring that could grant all my wishes, of course. Then, I would wish for my laptop to become considerably faster, with more RAM It's magic, so anything goes!

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? MST films in class, anime conventions, cosplay, nerdly obsessing (fandoms I have obsessed over include Star Wars, The Simpsons, Harry Potter, Gensoumaden Saiyuki (Reload) (Gunlock))

  • A Star Trek convention is coming to your town. Do you go? I'm really more of a Star Wars person. Unless there's Next Generation stuff. Next Generation and Sesame Street were my CHILDHOOD, people!

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathematical problem : 4+4=? 2^3 ("One plus one equals- oh..." MST, the short A Date With Your Family (on the importance of family dinners))

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. She/He offers you something. What is it, and how do you reply? First of all, you never, EVER talk to strangers, Johnny. But since I have my magic ring of wishes and doooom, I approach. It turns out that the stranger has a can of tuna she'd like me to open. Using my wishing ring, I wish for a can opener, then spend the next 30 minutes trying to open it. Suddenly, I remember my magic ring of wishes and doooom, and I just wish for the knowledge and skill to open the can.

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Tifa, because I have the boobs and the fists to do so.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: I'll need a lamp, some floss, a couple of Encyclopedia Britannicas and...a Death Star. And don't forget your towel, we'll be gone about a week. No, make that two Death Stars. Now, using the floss and the Britannicas, we'll take out...wait, that's my plan for world destruction. Um, lemme get back to you on that.

    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
    Well first of all, my icon there. The one with the taped glasses. Yeah, there's a story behind that...

    These are all from my class trip to Japan last summer. Notice how my pockets are heavy with dictionaries. DICTIONARIES! [has slight dictionary fetish]

    oh-em-gee oh-em-gee A SHINKANSEN!!1 And that's South Dakota State U. on the shirt, not San Diego State like everyone thinks. My aunt is attending South Dakota State, though I myself am off to Earlham next year...
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    I's gots me a SWORD. Of DOOM. In from of Sasaki Kojirou's statue! ...of, um, doom, I guess.
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    In front of Himeji gate, in my tie-dye gay pride shirt, which RAN and stained my bra, despite the fact that the many who sold it to me said it wouldn't.
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    Me at Miyajima. My class and I went during tsuyu, or the rainy season, so we were pretty much damp the whole time. WARM rain. It was like a not-cold Oregon. The shirt reads "Rucking Renegades," my rugby team.
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    And then, of course, there are the bases and icons I made of myself and some friends from the Japan trip.

    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.
    You want my thoughts? You can't handle my thoughts! No thought-handler you! Bah! I deride your thought-handling ability! [/SSB reference]

    Hm...I like rugby. And speech and debate. And Japanese. And getting caught in the rain (but that's most days in Oregon, anyways).

    I reach levels of fangirlism previously unseen. I fangirl my cat. I fangirl my glasses. My first cosplay experience was the fourth grade, when I came to class everyday with a Han Solo vest and a glove on one hand. When one kid asked me if I was a Michael Jackson fan, I told him I didn't watch basketball and told him I was Hannah Solo, Han Solo's younger Jedi sister who accidently cut her hand off with her own lightsaber. Next year, my ADHD medication was upped.

    When Mark McGuire did that home run...thingy...or whatever it was, I thought he was a gardening show host at first. Doesn't Mark McGuire sound like the name a gardening show host would have?

    Now..."prepare for the fight scene!"
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