jane. (glazomaniac) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
jane.
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[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? Billy Ray
  • Where do you rest your head? New Orleans
  • How old is your liver? 23
  • What is your gender? transvestite
  • How would you define your self? Non-existent
  • Significant other? Not currently.
  • What is your shoe size? 10.5, male

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? Green
  • Bands? Lowest of the Low, Weddings Parties Anything, James Booker, T. Rex, Squeeze, Tom T. Hall, The Pogues, The Statler Brothers, Tony Conrad, & The Notorious BIG
  • Movies? Pulp Fiction, The Magnificent Seven, Mclintock, Singin' in the Rain
  • Television Programs? Twin Peaks, Firefly, The Tick
  • Books? Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix, Speaker for the Dead, The Confusion
  • Video game? Final Fantasy 6
  • Cereal? Banana Nut Crunch
  • Instrument? Theremin
  • Board game? Trivial Pursuit
  • Pet? KITTIES!
  • Song? "Dixie"
  • Quote? "Every passing hour brings the Earth 43,000 miles closer to globular cluster M-13 in Hercules, & still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress," followed closely by "I feel more like I did when I came in here than I do now."
  • Food? the no meat california burritos at taqueria corona on magazine street
  • Beverage? strawberry fanta
  • Condiment? guacamole
    [ In-depth ]

  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage: Heritage? My mother does math for missiles, & my father's college nickname was "Frodo." William the Conqueror is one of my ancestors. My great-uncle Anthony was an Italian "accountant" who died at the age of 40 under mysterious circumstances. Umm, I'd rather be roleplaying.

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? Complete control over reality.

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? I roleplay--a lot, two days a week, 8-10 hours a day, at least. I obsess over Twin Peaks, Firefly, & Harry Potter. I am a music nerd (60000 mp3s, 500 CDs, 100 vinyl & growing). I make up games (from card games to board games to roleplaying campaigns to Internet word games) or worlds (I draw maps, make up countries, peoples, etc) in my free time. I spend most of my days at my desk, at my computer, or writing or reading. Umm. I like Irish folk music. I've seen They Might Be Giants twice live. I can't dance, but I do anyway. I'm a college radio DJ (& a damned good one). I recently declared myself the Anti-Pope. I have a Livejournal.

  • A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? The last time I went to a con, I almost got beat up for hitting on a 14 year old boy. So, uhh, sure.

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? The answer is 8. Any other solution is wrong. Don't fuck with math. EVEN GOD BOWS TO MATH.

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? It's a ticket to something. I gladly accept, pay him in oral sex, & go onto greatness.

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Kefka, not just because he was fucking awesome, but also because he had style. Next on the list is Cthulhu, because I'm the kinda fella who likes the idea of a squidly face.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest:

    I lay there, breathing hard. The woman beside me stirred, & I moved to comfort her, reaching over to find a somewhat hairier arm attached to a somewhat less curvaceous body than I had gone to bed next to. I metnally shrugged & pulled the she-male close to me, whispering into her ear words that would make any man blush & any woman smile.

    "Gloria," I said, "Our children will be beautiful."

    She smiled slightly, & rolled over to kiss me. We kissed the kind of kiss that could make a Tijuana whore cry with lust. Our stubble grinded together, spit running down the sides of our mouths, mixing to make a coctail of morning breath, alcohol, & human saliva that killed the cockroaches crawling on the sheets below it. My hand ran down her body, finding that sweet spot below her hair-covered belly, coming into contact with a rock-hard lump of love that made me sweat with anticipation. My lips lowered...

    Wait. What was the story supposed to be about?


    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.






    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.

    I think human rights are a sham. Everyone should do as I say, for my pleasure, & everything else be damned. I think kinky sex is one of the finest things ever invented. I think altruism is a virtue everyone should possess. I think Ole Anthony shoulda been the new pope. I think I'd make an excellent court jester.

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