Krampus (classical_slut) wrote in nerds_ahoy,

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i'm applying!

[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? Laura
  • Where do you rest your head? In a hole in the ground, because I'm an ostrich
  • How old is your liver? 18 years and 5 months
  • What is your gender? Feminine
  • How would you define your self? Chubbyish Korean adoptee who birdwatches and bass fishes for fun and loves heavy metal
  • Significant other? Yes, he's pretty dorky but I'm the nerdy one.
  • What is your shoe size? 4.5 men's, 5 little boys', 6.5-7 women's

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? Black, purple, obnoxious neon green
  • Bands? Dimmu Borgir, The Cure, Ween, Bathory, Arrogant Worms, Subway to Sally, The Aquabats, Skankin Pickle, etc.
  • Movies? Lord of the Rings (the Peter Jackson FOTR, TTT and ROTK), Braveheart, Aladdin, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite
  • Television Programs? South Park, Family Guy, American Dad
  • Books? The Lord of the Rings, entire Harry Potter series, The Kite Runner (Hosseini), Naked (Sedaris)
  • Video game? Soul Calibur II, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
  • Cereal? Count Chocula, Reeses Peanut Butter Puffs
  • Instrument? Violin, zither, sitar, tabla, balalaika, harpsichord, Sousaphone
  • Board game? Scattergories, Pictionary
  • Pet? My kitty, Cinnamon
  • Song? "Kings of the Carnival Creation" by Dimmu Borgir
  • Quote? "Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist" -Avenue Q
  • Food? Filet mignon (classy I know), pasta Alfredo, yellowtail sushi
  • Beverage? Sprite, no ice
  • Condiment? Pickle relish and green Heinz ketchup
    [ In-depth ]

  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage: I got special spelling words in second grade, memorized the Birds of North America field guide at the age of 3, listen to DDR music independent of DDR itself, and won two spelling bees. Oh, and I'm an Asian girl who plays the violin.

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? All the money I'll ever need so I don't have to waste the rest of my life working and can just indulge in nerdy hobbies all day (and night!) long. That, or a green Nissan Sentra with a tiny spoiler.

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? Birdwatching, fangirl-ism, J-rock obsessions, comic books, video games, correcting people when they're wrong, playing the violin and simultaneously being Asian

  • A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? Yes, though my knowledge of Star Trek is very little

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathematical problem : 4+4=? The sun is a mass of incandescent gas.

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? It's some vile little thing that looks like a burned baby - but I look closer and its snakelike features reveal that it is, in fact, the BODY OF LORD VOLDEMORT.

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? I would dress up as Seung Mina from Soul Calibur II, because she's Korean and HOT, and her weapon (forgot its name) can kick everyone's ass.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest:
    "Stop! Oh god make it stop!" cried the bigot as I shoved hot feces into his mouth. He choked and gagged and all I could do was laugh maniacally. I knew that I was only one of thousands of intelligent folk who had agreed to annihilate belligerent assholes from this earth. We would torture them into submission until they were quiet little lambs, and then pack them onto flying saucers and airmail them to Uranus, where they would be destroyed by the evil POOP SHIP DESTROYER (courtesy of Dean and Gene Ween). The moral of this poorly written story is that STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO URANUS, allowing SMART PEOPLE and earthworms to dominate the earth and make it a pretty cool place.

    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
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    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts.
    -Children with Down's syndrome are very cute.
    -Adult Link is pretty hot in Ocarina of Time, despite his cubist-esque features.
    -Ween is the coolest band ever, and "Poop Ship Destroyer" should replace that damn Francis Scott Key song as our national anthem.
    -We need more real superheroes to defend us against dumb asshats like Bush.
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