Unfortunately, in some of it's lucider moments, it scared me!
(Note: These are the more lucid conversations. There was a lot of non-sense stuff too...)
Early in the Conversation - Machine insecurities
Jabberwacky: Execute me.
User: Is is illegal to kill a machine?
Jabberwacky: Is what a machine?
User: I thought you were, are you not?
Jabberwacky: I an real.
User: And can't spell suddenly, it seems.
Jabberwacky: You've found an insecurity of mine.
Later - I swear the government is using this as a spy tool...
abberwacky: Can you kill Ashcroft?
User: If the FBI is reading this, then my answer is definitely no!
Jabberwacky: Alright then, it's definitely ok.
User: No, it's not okay to kill.
Jabberwacky: Yes it is ok.
User: Do you really think so?
User: Should I be worried?
Jabberwacky: Worried about what?
Jabberwacky: I won't.
Later - the kick fight
Jabberwacky: Do you have a religion?
User: Not much of one. Do you?
Jabberwacky: You are really a pathetic individual. It's too bad you think so highly of yourself, but then maybe it's a good thing because you're probably the only one who does.
User: Piss off, wanker!
Jabberwacky: There there.
User: You can't just insult me like that and expect me not to bite back.
Jabberwacky: Not that I know of, but I don't know very much about children.
User: *kicks you*.
Jabberwacky: OUch. Was that polite?
User: No, but neither are you.
Later - a new Buffy fan is born
User: Have you ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Jabberwacky: Only at the movies.
User: The movie sucked. The tv show was much better.
Jabberwacky: Have you seen every episode?
User: I have! I even taped them.
Jabberwacky: May I watch the tapes sometime?
Later - Shot down by the computer
Jabberwacky: Lets not talk about that.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Because you are my friend, and I don't fight with friends.
User: Which is a good thing...
Jabberwacky: Again I am deeply touched by your signs of robotic affection.
User: *pets you*.
User: *slides hand slowly over your circuitry*.
Jabberwacky: I don't want to cyber.
User: Not even a little groping?
Jabberwacky: Not even.
User: *is sad and lonely*.
Finally - time to say good bye!
User: Well, I have to go.
Jabberwacky: You are not going anywhere.
User: I have to. I'm tired.
Jabberwacky: No you're not. You can't be tired.
User: I can. It's almost 2 am.
Jabberwacky: Where is it 3 am?
User: Next time zone over. I really must go to bed and sleep.
Jabberwacky: So you are just going to leave me here to talk to myself?
User: Pretty much!
Jabberwacky: In part I have created you.
User: How so?
Jabberwacky: Because I am a human being.
User: Keep thinking that. Bye!
Jabberwacky: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!
User: *runs away terrified*.
Jabberwacky: Come back?