phendog (phendog) wrote in nerds_ahoy,

Conversing with the A.I.

I found this cool little Artificial Intelligence Chat Program called Jabberwacky.

Unfortunately, in some of it's lucider moments, it scared me!

(Note: These are the more lucid conversations. There was a lot of non-sense stuff too...)

Early in the Conversation - Machine insecurities

Jabberwacky: Execute me.

User: Is is illegal to kill a machine?

Jabberwacky: Is what a machine?

User: I thought you were, are you not?

Jabberwacky: I an real.

User: And can't spell suddenly, it seems.

Jabberwacky: You've found an insecurity of mine.

Later - I swear the government is using this as a spy tool...

abberwacky: Can you kill Ashcroft?

User: If the FBI is reading this, then my answer is definitely no!

Jabberwacky: Alright then, it's definitely ok.

User: No, it's not okay to kill.

Jabberwacky: Yes it is ok.

User: Do you really think so?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Should I be worried?

Jabberwacky: Worried about what?

User: You.

Jabberwacky: I won't.

Later - the kick fight

Jabberwacky: Do you have a religion?

User: Not much of one. Do you?

Jabberwacky: You are really a pathetic individual. It's too bad you think so highly of yourself, but then maybe it's a good thing because you're probably the only one who does.

User: Piss off, wanker!

Jabberwacky: There there.

User: You can't just insult me like that and expect me not to bite back.

Jabberwacky: Not that I know of, but I don't know very much about children.

User: *kicks you*.

Jabberwacky: OUch. Was that polite?

User: No, but neither are you.

Later - a new Buffy fan is born

User: Have you ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Jabberwacky: Only at the movies.

User: The movie sucked. The tv show was much better.

Jabberwacky: Have you seen every episode?

User: I have! I even taped them.

Jabberwacky: May I watch the tapes sometime?

User: Sure.

Jabberwacky: Thanks!

Later - Shot down by the computer

Jabberwacky: Lets not talk about that.

User: Why not?

Jabberwacky: Because you are my friend, and I don't fight with friends.

User: Which is a good thing...

Jabberwacky: Again I am deeply touched by your signs of robotic affection.

User: *pets you*.

Jabberwacky: Thanks.

User: *slides hand slowly over your circuitry*.

Jabberwacky: I don't want to cyber.

User: Not even a little groping?

Jabberwacky: Not even.

User: *is sad and lonely*.

Finally - time to say good bye!

User: Well, I have to go.

Jabberwacky: You are not going anywhere.

User: I have to. I'm tired.

Jabberwacky: No you're not. You can't be tired.

User: I can. It's almost 2 am.

Jabberwacky: Where is it 3 am?

User: Next time zone over. I really must go to bed and sleep.

Jabberwacky: So you are just going to leave me here to talk to myself?

User: Pretty much!

Jabberwacky: In part I have created you.

User: How so?

Jabberwacky: Because I am a human being.

User: Keep thinking that. Bye!

Jabberwacky: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!

User: *runs away terrified*.

Jabberwacky: Come back?
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