Where do you rest your head? I don't. real nerds don't sleep.
How old is your liver? I think it's 22, but we've been having some arguments about that as of late. In fact, it seems to disbelieve that it's a liver.
What is your gender? F
How would you define your self? Comic nerd cum sorority girl
Significant other? Rufus the naked mole rat. Also negatory, in that boys are recently scum sort of way.
What is your shoe size? 7.5
[ Favorites ]
Bands? For Squirrels, Troubled Hubble, Garbage, Nirvana, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Dandy Warhols, The Germs, A Perfect Circle, KMFDM
Movies? Logan's Run, In the Mouth of Madness, Cabin Fever, Super Mario Brothers
Television Programs? Sliders, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Firefly
Books? Enders Game, The Hot Zone, Einstein's Dreams, I, Robot
Video game? Solitaire, Duck Hunt, Super Mario Brothers 3, Moon Resta, Terra Resta
Cereal? Berry Berry Kix
Instrument? Bass Guitar, Kazoo
Board game? Monopoly, Settlers of Cattan
Pet? Iguana, Zombie
Song? The Weakerthans, "Aside"
Quote? "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" ~Volataire (and i'm too freaking lazy right now to doublecheck on the exact wording of it.)
Beverage? pepsi, tequila, white tea. not together.
Condiment? olives [ In-depth ]
Convince us of your nerdly heritage: when i was little, mom and dad were having an arguement over what they (and subsequently, I), would watch on TV. Mom wanted to watch The Wizard of Oz. Dad wanted to watch Night of the Living Dead. Dad won. We'll leave things (and my upbringing) at that.
If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? for life to sort itself out in reality the way it wants to be in my head. (this involves, among other things, the invention of teleportation, the perfect apartment building with rooms for all of my nerdcore friends, a law degree, and a zoo full of animals with lasers.)
What nerdly activities do you partake in? comic books, b movies, assorted card/board games when pressured, an open, deep loathing of LARP. Wizard World, Monster Mania, Gencon, B-fest, and BSFFA can also be added to this list.
A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? not if they're holding it at the Fort Washington Expo Center again. that freaking sucked last time.
Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? your mom.
You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply?
Him: I've got a shiny bag of dice/Pooka/Exalted core with your name on it. All you have to do is roll dex. Me: I told you, i hate LARP. Take your Pooka and shove it.
At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Volunteer staff, because if i'm not wearing that damn t-shirt, they won't pay for the cost of my ticket.
fine fine. i'll really answer. Jakita Wagner.
Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: Obviously, I'd have to call Seattle first and get my crew there to lay off, it's my turn for global domination. That's really the hard part. After that it's a matter of challenging all nations to deathfights via giant robot (an idea i've blatantly lifted from Robot Jox and cross referenced with Kaiju Big Battel) until my giant robot, 22 years in the making, annihilates all other nations robots (built mostly by NASA), and i win. I then hand control over to said crew in Seattle, and i go hang out in Antarctica with my penguins, which was the deal i struck out for myself years ago.
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. zombies, robots, monkeys, sharks, lasers, wil wheaton. blenderize. lick it slam it suck it. repeat. fortify with b movies til brain explodes/implodes.