Significant other? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Ha. No.
What is your shoe size? 8.5
[ Favorites ]
Color? Blue, Gray, Red, Black
Bands? The Police, L'arc en Ciel, No Doubt, anything that's either a bab ninties pop song or high-pitched j-pop
Movies? Independence Day, Goodfellas, Chicago
Television Programs? Daily Show (!!!), MythBusters, Nancy Grace, X-Play, Futurama, InuYasha, Crossing Jordan, CSI, Law & Order: SVU
Books? Too damn many. Favorites include Harry Potter series, anything by Douglas Adams, Orson Scott Card's books, anything by Al Franken, and anything by John Grisham, but I'll read anything. Except The Dog Who Wouldn't Be. Only book in my house that I've never read. Hella boring.
Video game? -choke- Those require perseverance and hand-eye coordination. Probably MapleStory- a free MMORPG, Super Mario Brothers, or Sims 2
Instrument? I'll read this as Instrument of Destruction, and go with large explosives.
Board game? Balderdash
Song? Currently Holiday by Green Day, and pls stop laffin @ me. ._.;
Quote? Lots. My current favorite is: ego sum rex Romanus, et super grammatica, which is latin for, 'I am the king of Rome, I am above grammar.'
Convince us of your nerdly heritage: I already have. It was in that subliminal message.
If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? More wishes.
What nerdly activities do you partake in? More than I should, one of which being filling out applications at 4 AM.
A Star Trek convention is coming to your town, do you go? Course I do, I'm trolling for boyfriends there. After all, everyone knows that if you date a nerd in the same fandom as you, the relationship is doomed to failure. Checking out that bishie in the Darth costume and hoping he's not as much of an angsty teen as Anakin was.
Write an interesting solution to this math(E)matical problem: 4 + 4 = ? Two broken windows. Don't play golf in your backyard, moron.
You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something. What is it, and how do you reply? Eternal youth, I ask him to come back when I stop being an awkward teen.
At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as, and why? The Paddle from Pong. Because it owns you.
Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: One day, Fuhrer Chelsea was skipping through a feild of daisies, ignoring the high cost of gas in other countries and every 24-hour news network because they suck. Suddenly, she decided she was bored of skipping through daisies, and that it gave her a stitch in her side, so she decided to take over the world. She blackmailed someone who knew more about hacking than she did into writing a virus that would destroy the internet. Then she sent an e-mail to everyone in the world with an e-mail account, telling them that unless they all sent her $5, she was going to set loose said internet-destroying virus.
They did, she got hella rich, and formed her own Underground Totalitarian Army of Lesbian Minions. Then she released the virus anyways ('cause she's just mean like that), but only after saving a copy of The Internet to her harddrive. Oh, yeah, she bought a new computer too. Anyways, then she had her Lesbian Minions take over the world, and send all the men to live underground, only coming onto the surface for menial labor and 'reproductive purposes'. Then she had her best scientists build a time machine that worked using the Infinite Universes Theory, went to the Harry Potter universe, and had mad hothot sex with Harry while he was horribly drunk and too clumsy to fend her off.
[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage. I only have one until I get enough money for a digital camera. Did I mention I live in Kentucky? It's a year old, but here. Feel free to use it to frighten off Jehovah's Witnesses that knock on your door.
[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. Thoughts are for chumps. Let's trip the light fantastic, baby.
Nerdlinger Please don't disqualify me for being a grammar whore, but you misspelled 'mathematics' and misused some commas.