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Hey, I've never submitted one of these....


[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? Rich..aka Mr.T puff..(Mr.T puff pitties all fools equally, without discrimination)
  • Where do you rest your head? On my neck, which rests on a goose down pillow, which in turn resides in a house located in Chicago.
  • How old is your liver? I firmly believe that my liver has aged pre-maturely due to party related injury. However, meatwad says it's in it's mid-twenties.
  • What is your gender? You've got.....Tom Hanks??? What about Meg Ryan???
  • How would you define your self? I'm slightly abnormal with a pinch of immaturity. I'm the kind of person whom prefers cartoons over a well made dramatic film. I'm a book worm;I'd rather have my nose in a book than my foot on the gas.
  • Significant other? Not currently.
  • What is your shoe size? 13. I never wear sneakers out of the house, my boots were made for walking.

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? Crimson. It goes with everything.
  • Bands? Pegboy, Naked Raygun, Screeching Weasel, Dropkick Murphys, The Queers, Black Flag, The Germs, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Subhumans, Citizen Fish.
  • Movies? Lord of the Rings Extended trilogy, Harry Potter, Dark City, The Crow, Ghostbusters, UHF,Spaceballs, Monty Python - The Holy Grail, Starwars - Empire,Stargate, Clerks,Breakfast Club, Dogma, Galaxy Quest(Arrrr....more power in space!), Friday,Resident Evil,Resident Evil 2, all kurosawa films, Most tarantino films.
  • Television Programs? THE....SIMPSONS, Futurama, Hellsing, Sealab2021,Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stargate SG-1, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Smallville..to a certain degree.
  • Books? The Talisman, Blackhouse, Blackwood Farm, The Witching Hour, Harry Potter, Necroscope,The Lurker at the Threshold, Wheel of Time,War and Peace, The Caves of steel,A song of Ice And Fire, Bleak House, and a Tale of Two Cities.
  • Video game? I prefer survival horror and RPG video games. I'm currently involved with Resident Evil Outbreak 1 and 2.
  • Cereal? Count Chocula representing *Does some idiotic hand gesture trying to 'represent'*
  • Instrument? I'd given up the washtub prematurely for the Guitar...I think I've made a terrible mistake...*Gasp*
  • Board game? Drunken Risk,Drunken Samurai Swords, or Drunken Axis And Allies.
  • Pet? My pups...which are a Black Lab/German Shepard and a Rotweiler.
  • Song? My current favorite song is "Out of Control" by Citizen Fish.
  • Quote?"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."
  • Food? Omlets....in any shape,size, and form...they fucking rule!
  • Beverage? I do love my Coffee.There is nothing more satisfying...er...well almost nothing more satisfying than a hot cup o java in the morning.
  • Condiment? Tabasco, that shit's wicked awesome yo!
    [ In-depth ]

  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage: It all started with pasty flesh and books. I was that kid whom had his nose in a book while everyone was playing sports. I'd be reading Tolstoy in the garden, while menacing hooligans taunted me from the streets. I was once beaten severely by a couple of uneducated man apes upon correcting their english.This all changed when I happened to form an unlikely friendship with one of the most vicious miscreants in the neighborhood. This alliance proved to suit both of our interests. I was no longer throttled within an inch of my life, and my uncouth protector recieved a passing grade in maths. It was a dastardly act on my part, but I had no other option.

    I have always been facinated by science. I had begged my parents for a telescope to view the stars, when a normal kid would be begging for the new Gi-Joe. Astromony was a hobby of mine for years. I'd sit outdoors with my eye on the stars, counting stars, and mapping constellations for hours on end. I was entralled with the concept of understanding the universe.

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? I'd wish for the answer to the secrets of the universe. Why are we here, is the question I'd pose. Is human consciousness nothing more than happenstance?

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? I'm a total bookworm, I spend most of my free time with my nose in a book. Gaming is one of my favorite nerdly activities as well. I love roleplaying, it's a chance to bring heroic characters from page to life.

  • A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? Indubably. I've never attended a Star Trek convention, and I'm always willing to try something new.

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? (9.012182)+(9.012182)= Metal *air guitar* Rock on!

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? I approach the stranger carefully, keeping a safe distance between us. He waves me over with his gnarled clawlike fingers. He whispers to me is a raspy croak.."I've got an opportunity of a lifetime lad" He says with a twisted grin cemented on his weathered face. The cloaked stranger produces an ornate vial of cloudy liquid. His eyes flash and his voice increases in pitch as he hands me the vial "Lad this here be an elixir of immortality it does" I withdraw from the wide eyed old creature, and reluctantly accept his gift. I examine the vial, and spot a caricature of Chris Cringle....My gift..It's nothing more than..A SNOW GLOBE!!!!! You crazy old coot!!! Get a Hobby!!!

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? I'd dress as Manga Alucard. He's the epitome of dorky vampire.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: I sit in my laboratory surrounded by beakers, bunsen burners, Super computers and a giant laser. I'm laughing maniacally while going over my elaborate footnotes. I go to a gurney and throw back the sheet...to reveal-->giant sponges to drain all of the oceans, lakes and rivers. I will take over the world *Dramatic pause* with my army of sentient sponges...the worlds water supply will be mine...Muwhahahahahah.


    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.

    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. I'm not entirely positive that the "BOB YOUR HEAD for Chicken Fries" band is a farce, but why would humanoid chickens take part in advertising the consumption of their chicken brethren.I've considered that The Burger King may have powerful means of suggestion...yep...I think that's the case.

    I'd like to challenge BOB from the Enzyte commercials to a match of quiddich...let's see him sport that big stupid grin after getting whacked by a beater.
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