Jesus Herbert Christ (robolover) wrote in nerds_ahoy,
Jesus Herbert Christ


[ Basics ]
  • What is your name? matt
  • Where do you rest your head? on a pile of newspapers in the dangerous alleys of that crazy suburb known only as fairport (or freepot hardy har har) new york.
  • How old is your liver? the old one was 18. the new one's just a beer can with a whistle glued to it.
  • What is your gender? manbot
  • How would you define your self? that creepy kid.
  • Significant other?
  • What is your shoe size? 12

    [ Favorites ]
  • Color? green
  • Bands? misfists, samhain, danzig, flaming lips, nick cave and the bad seeds, howlin wolf, mos def, white stripes, johnny cash, many many more.
  • Movies? evil dead trilogy, dark city, old star wars, brazil, ghost world, tarantino movies, sin city, romero zombie trilogy. basically zombie movies, b movies, and anything that looks pretty.
  • Television Programs? simpsons, full house, mythbusters, family guy, futurama, venture brothers.
  • Books? lotr, ender's game, cat's cradle, sirens of titan, choke, ghost world(and anything by clowes), watchmen, lots of graphic novels...
  • Video game? eight bit for life!
  • Cereal? cap'n crunch.
  • Instrument? i consider myself a multi-instrumentalist. i'm a master of the vibraslap, cowbell, washboard and jug.
  • Board game? lotr trivial pursuit. and operation.
  • Pet? cat named enid.
  • Song? do you realize?? by the flaming lips
  • Quote? "do me or do not do me, there is no try" -my friend susan.
  • Food? cigarettes.
  • Beverage? mountain dew, cheap beer.
  • Condiment? ranch dressing. it really goes with everything.
    [ In-depth ]

  • Convince us of your nerdly heritage: as i'm typing this i'm sitting on my couch with a pillow in a spider-man pillow case, an x-men blanket, wearing a jay and silent bob tshirt that i got from kevin smith's comic shop in jersey, there's a copy of good omens on the table, and i'm drinking from an empire strikes back glass.

  • If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? all the albums i could ever want.

  • What nerdly activities do you partake in? comics, reading while shunning people, reading, making movies about robots and hookers in space....uh, not showering?

  • A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? fuck yes. good cons never come through here. i go and celebrate and end up not remembering half of it and waking up next to a busted klingon chick after the consumption of too much romulan ale.

  • Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? 8 grilled sandwiches= too much cheese= constipation.

  • You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? he offers me eternal youth. i say no and settle instead for the weed he has in his back pocket.

  • At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? donkey kong. i like throwing barrels at people.

  • Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: it all starts when i take john stamos hostage. with is life on the line no one will stand against me.

    [ Pictures ]
  • Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.
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    [ Your thoughts ]
  • Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. tv has made me devoid of my own thoughts.
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