Hermoine: I hate java
Cori: i like c++
Hermoine: I forgot how the strings are kind of prudes
Hermoine: the programmer is like "hey, strings, let's have anal sex and I can change your letters around - as if you were an array! all the other languages let me do them from behind - come on!"
Hermoine: and javaStrings are like "you're a perv...I'm calling the cops"
Hermoine: and then the compiler locks you up for the night so you can sober up
(Sorry...fixed the html...)
It's really not that bad...