-Want to see my Red Hat?
-They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
-If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
-Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
-Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
-Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
-Resistance is futile.
-If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
-Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
-You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
these were the best taken from a 4 part bbspot post.
p.s. sorry i havent posted in a long while.