RealJordanna (realjordanna) wrote in nerds_ahoy,

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What is your name? Jordanna
Where do you rest your head? Pillow when I can, keyboard every other night
How old is your liver? 21
What is your gender? F
How would you define your self? technophiliac with a slight obsession with productivity, reading, and tv
Significant other? my computer
What is your shoe size? 10

[ Favorites ]
Color? blue, green, black
Bands? U2, Dave, Zero 7, Live, The Shins
Movies? Devil's Advocate, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Television Programs? CSI, ER, OC, House, Charmed, Jack and Bobby
Books? Ender's Series, Portrait of an Artist, Atlas Shrugged, Potter Series,
Age of Spiritual Machines
Video game? Odd World, SSX Tricky, Computer: Half Life 2, Far Cry
Cereal? O's
Instrument? I know how to play the clarinet, but haven't in years.
Board game? scrabble
Pet? I love them all!
Song? The Sunscreen Song
Quote? When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain -- Books of Sorrows.
Food? cheese, french fries -
Beverage? fuzzy navels ..... or good ol' mountain dew!
Condiment? honey mustard

[ In-depth ]
Convince us of your nerdly heritage:
-- I think I'd be the coolest kid on the block if accepted into this group.
If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for?
-- To be accepted!
What nerdly activities do you partake in?
-- I love reading scifi, I'm studying to be a computer scientitsts, i actually like doing my homework, I spend more than one night, all night, in a computer lab or in front of one ... I like to write random philosophical essays about technology and its impact on the world --
A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go?
-- Sure, but I wouldn't dress up.
Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=?
int main()
random gen;
while(4+4 != val)
int val =;
cout<<"The Ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is...!\n";
return 0;

You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply?
He offers me a way out of the Matrix - and I accept!
None of this is real! Don't you get that!

At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why?
Don't even get me started - as an avid women gamer I will boycott these events until they either :
a) get rid of the clandenstinely dressed supermodels who continue to project a stereotype that women can't be serious gamers
b) OR if they won't get rid of them, at least have some cute guys for us girl gamers to look upon. =)

Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest:

When I become a famous programmer I will go work for Microsoft so that I can encode video subliminal messages into Windows hypnotizing you to elect me President of the World! hahahaha

[ Pictures ]
Please, let us endure your nerdly visage.

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