Where do you rest your head? On a pirate pillow case, in my bed, in bumfuck Glen Rose, TX.
How old is your liver? I'm 21, but I think my liver acts 40.
What is your gender? Female
How would you define your self? Predictibly Unpredictible.
Significant other? Yup, Jerry (deadgod666 on lj).
What is your shoe size? LOL 11 in women's. Apparently I am Amazonian.
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Color? Black. Pink. Silver.
Bands? Oh my, too many to list...Type O Negative (obviously), Cradle of Filth, Coheed and Cambria, Lacuna Coil, Killswitch Engage, Dimmu Borgir, My Chemical Romance, Combichrist, Cruxshadows, Neverset, and Bjork (that qualifies me automatically, right? lol)
Movies? Anything w/ zombies (George A Romero "Dead" collection, Resident Evil 1 and 2, Shaun of the Dead, The Notebook, Sin City, Kill Bill, Unico, Legend, Labyrinth, American Beauty, The Notebook, The DaVinvi Code, Silent Hill, Any and all superhero movies (Xmen 1,2,and 3, Daredevil, Elektra, Ultraviolet, The Punisher, Aeon Flux, etc), Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Television Programs? The Wiggles!!! I'm also a sucker for British comedies like Red Dwarf and My Hero...and then there's attack of reality TV w/ American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance but I only watch the auditions, could give a flying fuck in space who wins. Also religiously addicted to ER, Boston Legal, and Prison Break.
Books? The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, My Juliet by John Ed Bradley, Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, ANYTHING by VC Andrews, Anne Rice, Marion Zimmer Bradley, and Stephen King, also thouroughly enjoyed both Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown.
Video game? I'm a sucker for anything violent/survival horror like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Manhunt...but I'm too much of a puss to play them, so I like to WATCH my friends play 'em...just as good as watching a scary movie for hella hours. Also a total Kareoke Revolution junkie.
Cereal? Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Honey Comb.
Instrument? Don't play any, but I've been known to sing in a few bands here and there....or get drunk and sing on Kareoke night at the bar. lol.
Board game? I get aroused by highly challenging sessions of Scrabble...lol, Trivial Pursuit, any pop culture shyte, Scattergories, Clue, and Operation...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
Pet? Got a cat named Kali who will kill attack anything that comes near my front door. LOL.
Song? At the moment? "This Shit Will Fuck You Up" - Combichrist, "Winter Born" - Cruxshadows, "Right Here Waiting" - Staind, "Attack" and "Hunter" (Bjork cover) - 30 Seconds to Mars, and uh...bah I can't think now. I'm behind on music cause I work too much :(
Quote? "Bitch I got a mousepad, you want some of this!?!?!?" and "Oops, I dropped my spoon!!" - those are from me...you had to have been there...ok REAL quote, "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." from The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.
Food? I heart Chinese food and pizza and cheesecake and anything else that's gonna cause me to die of heart failure at the age of 40.
Beverage? Dr. Pepper runs through my veins.
Condiment? LOL don't even get me started. I have different mixes and preferences for EVERYTHING (i.e. burgers = mayo, mustard, ketcup; hot dogs = same UNLESS its a chili dog, then mayo and mustard only; fries = either ketchup only or mustard + ketchup; sandwiches = mayo + mustard...I'm also a huge apple butter fan. Is that a condiment? Bah, it's a spread...oh well. [ In-depth ]
Convince us of your nerdly heritage: Uh...my mom's side of the family are all uneducated ignorant hicks...my dad is a redneck, but he went to college and married my step mom (I adore her!)...she got me into books and motivated me to live an intellectually stimulating life. Stupid people annoy me and my dad's a Trekkie...big time.
If I could grant you one wish, what would you wish for? A President who actually KNOWS more than politics and running a country that what he sees from re-runs of The West Wing...and I want money, like a shit load of it...I wanna be rich lol...
What nerdly activities do you partake in? I'm addicted to the internet. I've been known to get in on the occasional D&D Session...or just FFRP on IRC. Wait, there ya go, I still use IRC! There, I'm in. LOL.
A Star trek convention is coming to your town do you go? I'd take my dad. lol.
Write an interesting solution to this mathmatical problem : 4+4=? 2, as in I have 2 soft large skin pillows coming out of my chest. Damn I hope the mod here is a male. LOL. The answer is 2. How many INTERESTING ways are there to talk about the number 2 that do not involve bathroom humor?
You see a cloaked stranger standing in the shadows of an alley. He offers you something,What is it, and how do you reply? He offers me some crack and I tell him to fist himself and not to sell his mom's secret ingredient. Then I run as fast as I can clutching my mace tightly in my right hand.
At a gaming convention, what would you dress up as and why? Hell YES. But I'd rather go to an anime convention or tattoo convention. But yeah...anime, I would dress as Steel Angel Kurumi because she has pink hair, or Lady Death because she kicks your mom's ass...big time:D
Write a short, creative story about your plot for world conquest: Please see the question about my 1 wish. I wouldn't care about world conquest if there was someone who knew what the fuck they were doing in office. BUT if I had to try and take over the world, I would do it old school pirate style with Captain Feathersword as my first mate....or I would be his first mate...and we would sail from country to country on The Good Ship Feathersword selling Wiggles merchandise to every child and parent in America while putting smiles on everyone's face...with subliminal messages on the movies:D
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[ Your thoughts ]
Please provide us with a few of your own thoughts. I like tattoos and piercings too. lol. So far have 9 tats, and 2 facial piercings and am in the process of gauge-ing my ears. Uh...I like pirates, yarn, myspace, Jagermeister, and lj communities. I really don't know what else to tell you, so just look HERE if you wanna know more...